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well, obviously

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My blog took a summer break along with me... I miss the long summer days and being less busy though. I don't want my blog to disappear off to oblivion so I'm going to try putting content more often, (goal for now, once a week at least??) We'll see how it goes, I have to be better with time management, and also find a way to stay perky all day instead of just from 5am-1pm. But no worries! I've been eating healthy, drinking lots of water, trying to get in an appropriate amount of sleep each night, and also squeezing in my workouts. Thanks to this video, it has spurred me to come back to my blog and share it :D

I mustache you a question

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My brother showed me this picture from Reddit and I can't stop laughing at how literal it is. This is just ridiculously so funny and awesome.  "My buddy jokingly decided to get a henna tattoo of a mustache while at the beach. The foreign worker didn't understand what he was saying, so she asked him to write down what he wanted. This was the result ."

Situps

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Omg that walrus can do situps and I can't.... werk that core! I also want to be able to do this, why are situps so difficult!

granddad shuffle

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haha dog-shaming

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The 35 Naughtiest Dogs On The Planet Omg hahah I couldn't stop laughing at the signs and the faces of the dogs. Both combined really make the pictures hilarious.

nutritional halloween?

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I kind of think crest made the treats extra gross...... they want kids to think healthy treats are nasty and instead cry for candies so eventually they'll have cavities and go to dentists $$$ cha-ching Those poor kids are going to be scarred and hate healthier alternatives to candy/dessert... I'm surprised the kids actually did try out all the treats HAHA

My workout jam right herrr

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But with his name... I think more of Chanting Totem pole funny, random, jimmy kimmel, channing tatum, jamie foxx, olivia munn, miley cyrus,  Also, remember everyday: :) Now if only he could tell me that everyday!

Current Favorite youtube video

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DAFT PUNK COCKATOO! Need no words to explain the awesomeness of this birdy. I just wish I had a magnificent plume like her so that when I dance I can look just as awesome!

It rings true that's why!

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Check out this link for some laughs:  http://www.buzzfeed.com/snuggalo1/the-10-stages-of-trying-and-failing-to-get-in-shap-9yb8  Oh I freaking love the memes Basically it is a short summary of our lives, possibly? Break free from it though! I want those abs and a booty! It's still spring so there's still plenty of time to sculpt :)

Gym stereotypes

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The Noob The Meathead The Coach The Face The Showoff ahahah yes, I have friends in all those categories. Too funny

Talented kid and cool mentor/dad/friend?

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voice dub, funny, maximus thor, funny, cool, gym, workout,

omg why do I love the Harlem Shake phase?

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I dunno... might be because it usually consists of half-naked guys pelvic thrusting. LOL just sayin. I ain't complainin ;) HAHA I kid. kind of. It just looks like so much fun and I would love to be in on that action. Ew get your mind out of the gutter. What I mean is that I would love to just have fun with my friends while making such a stupid-fun movie. I think the best parts of the movies are at the end when it slows down and usually the movies go in slow motion. The most uncomfortable part of the song/movie is when that lonesome fellow dances by himself. I kind of cringe at the awkwardness. I also cringe when it's too raunchy-esque and overdone though. This specific one was the best one in my opinion. It was just pure-fun, random, chaotic, and creative. Loves it

Be a sport, lets play with words

We are sad that we are a 'party of one' in this cold California weather Only continue if you have a sense of humor and understand this is all for jest  Me : party of one is cold P :  party of one is no bueno. Craigslist to look for some cuddy buddies (jk ewww) Me : T_T "looking for cuddle buddy. Down for whatever happens next. Spooning leads to forking ;)" P : hahhaa perfect description     A/s/l???? Me : you can put that in your description? Must be over 18 please. Or at least show me a fake ;) P : don't ask don't tell Me : That only works in the army...... don't think that'll hold up in court P : But your honor... if there's grass in the field you can play ball right?? Me : X.x You can still play tetherball without grass. Personally my favorite with hanging balls and poles P : I prefer baseball where balls go into gloves Me : I thought you'd like volleyball because more girls with short shorts can handle the ball :P        I...